John McCain Tells Barack Obama to Suck his Dick

A combative John McCain said Wednesday that the presumptive Democratic Presidental Nominee Barack Obama can “Suck my dick” in a response to Obama's accusations that McCain would continue President Bush's failed economic policies.

McCain, campaigning in Massachusetts, is hoping that his strong words will galvanize the heavy smug asshole vote and win the state after Republican losses in all recent presidential elections.

In response, Senator Obama accused Senator McCain of “the same old tired Washington politics of trying to get people to suck their dick.”

Former President Bill Clinton could not be reached for comment.