Wednesday, May 20, 2009

AFI's DTMT List! Number 10: Uncle Ernie's Greenscreen Enhancement Service

We now crack the top ten of our list with a recent film, 2009's "Uncle Ernie's Greenscreen Enhancement Service and Chopshop." Though it didn't enjoy the same critical accolades or box-office success of others on the list, and the director himself disowned the film and hung himself in the diaper aisle of a Piggly-Wiggly immediately after its release, many fans argue that this marked a major turning point for DTMT. Namely, they bought a greenscreen and stapled it to the wall in Blaine's apartment. This historic technological leap, combined with Pat Stango's just mind-bogglingly bad lead performance as "Uncle Ernie"(a character who speaks in both awful Italian AND Jewish accents while wearing a  blond wig), make this one of the more challenging, and thereby rewarding, films in DTMT history.
   So take off your sneakers, grab a slice of Papa Pete's pizza, and remember: NO FREE SNAPPLE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! It's the Number 10 pick, "Uncle Ernie's Greenscreen Enhancement Service and Chopshop.":


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