PET SEMETARY III

This lady is gonna eat this fucking dog!


There I was trying to get over the Montauk Monster when all of a sudden I see this article . When I saw the picture I thought it was just about a woman showing a puppy her new Michael Mckeon from Spinal Tap haircut . It turns out it was about some crazy lady who paid 50 grand to have her pitbulls cloned . Because thats what the world needs right ? More Pitbulls. This isn't fun and heartwarming like the movie "Multiplicity" . This is creepy and weird like the movie "As Good as it Gets". Just look at the picture . She looks like the villian in a movie about an old lady who wants to shut down the puppy pound to build a shopping mall . She looks like a Jim Henson creation . She looks like the drummer from the band in the muppet show but not as hot . She looks like Buddy Hackett with a wig on ......OK , OK I'm done